Past Months

December 2015 A man playing an accordian to a room full of children

“The kids were not exactly happy about Accordion Afternoon, but they were happier with them than there were with Bagpipe Breakfast.” - Shanna Reis
November 2015 A man whose head is lowered, smiles up at the camera (giving him a sinister look), while handing items to two women reaching out for them

"A young Mick Jagger is recognized by fans while doing court-ordered community service work for always complaining about getting no satisfaction." - John Hazer
October 2015 A man in clown makeup is point at the nose of a young girl with two young boys watching. They are standing next to an indoor swimming pool and the children are in swim clothes

- “Balloon animals ARE NOT to be used as floatation devices!” - Julia Daley-Backus
September 2015 Four men stand talking arund a small swingset

“We'll call it, ‘Pushing for Paydar.’ The chancellor will sit in the swing and for a dollar, you can push him while making your donation to the student scholarship fund. People will LOVE it!” - Karen Lee
August 2015 Three men in ties huddle around an open drawer of a large machine

  “Don’t get too close, guys.  Look what that thing did to my sideburns.” - Jim Oppold
July 2015 A man is seated in a parking lot, in a position to mime driving, with a receiver and speaker on the ground next to him

Winning Entry: “His soundtrack?  "All my friends know the Low Rider...Low Rider is a little higher" ("Low Rider" by War, 1975--you can hear it on Youtube).” - John Eiszner
June 2015 Older woman holds. a giant teddy bear, with many small teddy bears in the background

  “Ursus versus nurses.” -Eric Drongowski
May 2015 Young person leans over in a comical fashion while riding a tricycle

Winning Entry: “So this is what they mean by ‘the tipping point.’" - Tessa Culleton
April 2015 A young woman smiles holding a bottle of alcohol with two men flanking her, crossing oars in front of her.

“THE RED GARERTRERs… I mean the Red Garters are number thumb.” - Aaron Mark Davis
March 2015 Three young people smile while looking at small pieces of paper being distributed by a laughing man in a dark suit

 

"I got into Duke."
"I got into Yale!"
"I got into Harvard!!"
"Who cares- I got into Hogwarts!!!!"

-Sarah Michelle Bahr
February 2015 12 women sit posed for a photo. One is on the floor and in a sleeveless dress shirt. The others are seated in chairs, wearing big ruffled neck collars

In its day, the Nurses Anti-Necking League thwarted many a lonely resident. - Robert Aull
January 2015 Two man stand in a small cubicle talking

  “How did you know that my barber was a fan of the Munchkins in the original Wizard of Oz?” - John Hazer