Past Months

December 2014 Three women in nurses uniforms smile standing next to a man dressed as Santa Clause

’C’mon, Nursie, Santa wants a present too!’ Oh dear, somebody put too much brandy in the eggnog again! - John Eiszner
November 2014 Four men look at point at a large machine taking measurments

So THIS is how IUPUI professors determine the curve…. -Adam Davis
October 2014 Man in a tie leans over a young woman, demonstrating figure drawing. the woman is focused on the model (who is off camera)

Sally cringed as Dr. Sheldon rested his hand on her back in that overly-familiar way. -Jane Alexander
September 2014 Man with long hair and goatee is seated next to a cop in sunglasses, looking at a book together

Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord!  It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht
August 2014 Seven people standing in the ruins of a building. Theman in the foreground has his arm extended upwards, showcasing the damage

Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios. - Rob Bullock
July 2014 A man in hospital attire holds a baby lynx with a corpulant man in a suit looks at it

Combining the DNA of a common housecat and Mr. Spock turned out to be easier than we expected. - James Patrick Marshall
June 2014 Man laying in a hospital bed with an arm cast looking up at the ceiling while a nurse watches him

Uh oh, she's moving the newspaper...think unsexy thoughts...unsexy, unsexy, unsexy... - Michael Smoker
May 2014 A woman standing on a desk throwing books at another woman holding a large box open

Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay? - Robert Aull
April 2014 Man climbing out of a fountain while two people on a bench laugh

Maybe he doesn’t know there is a pool in the union building. - Steven Keller
March 2014 Two men and three woman in business attire holding display boxes of cooking utensils

The judges ladled out praise to all four contestants; nevertheless, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife--would the three ladies have to fork over first place to Crewcut Carl and his minimalist WYSIWYG design? - Robert Aull
February 2014 Two woman posing with large balloons

One thing is for certain: CrossFit looked a lot happier back in 1950. - Tyler Gonigam
January 2014 Young man who is blindfolded, resting his hand on another man's shoulder

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me… - Steven Keller