Past Months

December 2012 A woman with an ornate headdress looks to the side while a man plays guitar. Three other people stare at the man. They all wear shakespearian style clothing

My love for you doth grow, like the flowers from thy head. But dear, forsake the mulch, ere the King may think thee dead. - Bill Orme
November 2012 A high shot looking down at five men gathered around a circle table carving teeth. A giant teeth model sits in the middle of the table.

So I says to her, ‘Gertrude, you aren't keepin me from carvin' teeth with the guys, no mam, not this time.’ - Kristi Palmer
October 2012 A female cheerleader seated on a male cheerleader's shoulders hold hands with another female cheerleader as they all spin around.

“Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar;  one more girl to break the bone in my collar!” - Robert Aull
September 2012 Three men in suits holding onto a jackhammer with images of a building on easels behind them

"A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!" - Scott Strickler
August 2012 Older man and woman at a table showing a map to a young student

As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need. - Andy Smith
July 2012 6 men in suits look into the camera holding checks

“So...Stevens, what are you going to do with YOUR Brylcreem rebate check??” - Michael Wilkinson
June 2012 Woman in a clown outfit holds up a plush monkey that a man in a striped shirt pinches

Peter Promiscuous - "How about now?" Chastity the Clown - "No, that is still bad touch." - Andy Smith
May 2012 Man on a horse in front of a carriage with 'Smallpox' written on the side

  “John Miller’s first attempt in the food truck business was a complete disaster.” - Catherine Calac
April 2012 Woman holds a metal tool to her mouth. Her tongue is stuck out and is touching the metal tool.

"As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally inventer tongue piercing" - Karen Lee
March 2012 Eight men posing in skirts and wigs made out of mops

"The early Terminators were easy to spot..." - Clarence Brooks
February 2012 A man with a curled mustahce and baerd in a lab coat holds chemistry equipment over a table

"Who's having Decaf?" - Debra Kent
January 2012 Dick Clark signs a guest book while a nurse behind him smiles into the camera

"Brylcreem fumes had an almost aphrodisiacal effect on Ruby, turning her usual dour pout into a coquettish smile." - Robert Aull