Past Months
December 2019 | ![]() |
Gee wiz, Liz, if you do the twist any harder that barrette’s going to watusi your eyeball. - Leigh Anne Hedger |
November 2019 | ![]() |
"Mom said we can have the SLEEPOVER!" - Jenee Johnson |
October 2019 | ![]() |
Yes, I know science is supposed to be serious, but this is the funny bone! - Cynthia Booth |
September 2019 | ![]() |
Amazon Prime introduces it's new travel service. Members may choose overnight or 2-day delivery. - Joseph Dynlacht |
August 2019 | ![]() |
It's quarter to three. No one in the place except you and me, so set 'em up Joe. I got a little story I think you oughtta know. - Bill Orme |
July 2019 | ![]() |
"Alfred Hitchcock, celebrity spokesperson for the new Drunk-O-Meter, shows Officer Jones and his colleagues his record-setting Drunk-O-Meter reading from the premier party of The Birds." - John Hayes |
June 2019 | ![]() |
“They’re actually going to call it OOEE-POOEE?!” - Matt Hinsman |
May 2019 | ![]() |
AND, it can fix that annoying Check Engine light too! - John Hayes |
April 2019 | ![]() |
"“Mounted officers suspect fowl play in search for elusive Canadian criminal." - Jacob Lovrinic |
March 2019 | ![]() |
"Someone will be looking for that curtain rod later Lucy…and how many hotdogs does this make for you?" - Jill Lyon |
February 2019 | ![]() |
Super glue prank goes horribly wrong. - Jacob Lovrinic |
January 2019 | ![]() |
“Only a robot could tutor a math student and have open brain surgery at the same time!” - Ian Harmon |